Let me just say it again, I love my house.
I love the great tall ceilings and the leaded glass in the living and dining rooms. I love the cozy fireplace and the Victorian-era woodwork. I love the quirky upstairs bathroom and my office with the view of the backyard.
I do not, however, love the wallpaper.
Yes, there are acres and acres of wallpaper in this house. A veritable museum of wallpapers. And so I bring to you my study:
"It Takes a Village (to tear all this stuff down): A Study of American Wallpapers, circa 1970"
FIGURE 1: A delicate montage of daisies, cosmos, and monarch butterflies in tones of murky and murkier
FIGURE 2: An elegent faux-toile in shades of sage and dirty grey:
FIGURE 3: A garden of peach roses scattered over white frilly bits:
FIGURE 4: Um...daggers? half-completed crucifixes?
FIGURE 5: A scrubland scene viewed through dust-stained windows during a rainstorm:
FIGURE 6: Mud viewed through dust-stained windows during a rainstorm:
FIGURE 7: Invasion of the blue butterflies:
FIGURE 8: Just turn the lights off, please!
FIGURE 9: It only gets worse:
FIGURE 10: Was butterscotch the only color they had back then?
FIGURE 11: And my personal favorite. This isn't wallpaper; it's FABRIC. Nothing like some naughty bathing scenes to keep you entertained while you brush your teeth in the morning.
This concludes our study of American wallpapers, circa 1970. I'm sure it all looked stunning at the time. And I'm sure that my children or grandchildren will think I'm stark raving mad for thinking it's ugly. What do you think?
7 comments:
Words fail me.
You poor thing.
My goodness. I'm speechless. In the bad way.
You must gather anyone you can find and rip that stuff right off your walls. I just can't figure out where you'd start...
Hi, Tracy! Thanks for the steeking kind words. I've actually picked up the stitches and started one sleeve (I think I'm still hoping to forestall the seemingly-inevitable sproing!, but so far so good...). How's the home-decorating going?
Wow. Just wow. It would be fun to try and save little bits, just for memory sake.
Hi -- thanks for the rain thoughts, we SO need them here! I've got the tent and sleeping bags in the car, and all the pets rounded up indoors, so I guess we're as ready as we can be. I think we'll be OK, though... :) Sorry I keep clogging up your blog with messages; feel free not to let them through if you want :)
Me again :) Yup, things are finally looking better out here. That wallpaper, however, is still looking scary ;) Thanks for sending good thoughts our way!
Flashback to different eras! I've beheld those very wallpapers at different times in different places. #1 we actually had in our kitchen in 1975 - it was there when my folks bought the place. ugh
I think #5, #9 and possibly #10 date from the late 40s or early '50s whereas #11 is eary 60s.
Will you be painting or putting up new wallpaper? Have fun. :-)
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